Saturday, March 29, 2014

I think Steven Seagal wants a Putin Butt Plug



Steven Seagull i mean Seagal took a break from attacking immigrants with militia men in Arizona to praise Putin and call him "the greatest world leader".. I originally made the Puting butt plug to ridicule Putin.. but now im afraid these guys would order putin plugs for other purposes.. http://www.entertainmentwise.com/photos/144973/1/Steven-Seagal-Calls-Vladimir-Putin-One-Of-The-Greatest-World-Leaders

Friday, March 28, 2014

Chris Christie Paid 1 million dollars to a lawyer.. This guy would have of done it for Three Fiddy

! @GovChristie paid a million dollars 2 lawyer to say Christie was not guilty. This guy would of done it for $3.50

 


 get your Bridgegate Chris Christie Inaction figure at

https://www.shapeways.com/model/1674852/chris-christie-directing-traffic-bridgegate.html

Maddow Talks about how Obama is attacking Putin's Ego sounds like a good idea how about a butt plug

Obama has some great political minds working for him. So i'm not sure who is idea was it to attack Putin's ego but i like to say he is fucking Genius. However, i think they are a couple of weeks too late? whatcha think?

Is not secret that this homophobic Russian President spends a lot of time and money on his shirtless bear wrestling reputation. So When i wanted to attack him and ridicule him i knew the best way was to attack his reputation. How many tigers or bears do you think he will have to kill (after sedating them) in order to fight back against the Putin Butt plug?

I think if you guys keep helping me make this viral we can damage the reputation of Putin enough to at least piss him off. Just imagine his security detail, secretaries, assistants all laughing behind his back because looking at Putin reminds them of my Putin Butt plug.

When sharing please share my blog politicalsculptor.com and please add a link to the store where you can purchase it https://www.shapeways.com/model/1710410/mr-putin-plug.html



a lot of websites and "journalists" have failed to provide links back to any of my websites. so please dont be an ahole and credit me back so i can keep working on stuff like this. thanks

Thursday, March 27, 2014

Why does Facebook aid corrupt politicians




Why do Facebook allow corrupt politicians to block citizen's Facebook posts on their page? Where are we fucking Russia? china? #facebook #mitchMcConnel #kentucky #russia #washington #senate

Rick "plead the fifth" Scott doesn't even let me post on his wall

Monday, March 24, 2014

3D Printed Rob Ford!! please help me share it

Hi Guys.. Rob Ford is one of my favorite pieces i have made.. Shh dont tell my other ones but this a a few others make me laugh while i'm hard at work slaving away on my desk.

Anyways i really want to get this to the producers of the jimmy Kimmel Show who seems to love ROb Ford almost as i do.. If you like this little guy or my other work please share it and lets try to make it viral so Jimmy Kimmel gets an idea of its existence.

Sadly the best way to get producers to get them to notice you is for them to see it on the internet... i have very bad luck contacting people or even finding their contact info

here are some pics



Saturday, March 22, 2014

Poll Results for March

So i know the poll suppose to be done at the end of march, However, it looks like i can model faster than the poll results..

For a Minute Ted Cruz was winning so i started to model him.. And was able to finish him before th poll was over as you can see in my finish piece here.. Also you can purchase him below.. He is my little Canadian Raft rowing, Tea Party Bomb Throwing, manchurian candidate Ted cruz

https://www.shapeways.com/model/1779170/ted-cruz-the-real-manchurian-candidate-inaction-fi.html


I jumped the Gun because Ted Cruz was winning by such margins.. but as you can see by a wopping 39 votes the winner is Rush Limbaugh!!!

So dont worry guys.. i started to 3d model him and i have a great idea for him that my political junkies will enjoy!!... I reached out to stoprush.com and his followers for ideas and to see if they want to feature it on their group but i got no response.. oh well..

So keep your eyes peeled.. the Rush Limbaugh is coming soon!!

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Putin Butt plug made it to the playboy website!!



I like Playboy because of the articles.. specially when they are about the Putin Plug i designed http://www.playboy.com/playground/view/sex-news-putin-butt-plug

Just uploaded the Benghazi butt plug




Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi... Now you can tell your conspiracy nut to stick Benghazi up where the sun don't shine https://www.shapeways.com/model/1792500/benghazi-benghazi-butt-plug.html

Sunday, March 16, 2014

Check out my 3d printed Ted Cruz inaction figure







Just picked up my teaparty bomb throwing, Canadian raft rowing Ted Cruz inaction figure from the 3D printers!! Politicalsculptor.com #3dprint #3dprinted #3dprinting #tedcruz #teaparty #gop #collectible #limitededition

Friday, March 14, 2014

Putin Butt Plug Mentioned in the Seth Meyers late night show

My Putin Butt Plug Aired in Le Grand Journal French TV




I dont know how to say butt Plug ins French but looks like Putin Will see this Plug sooner or later.. i just wish this was selling better.. common people don't be cheap!!

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

The Ted Cruz Inaction Figure is done.. See the Preview on Facebook

The Ted Cruz Inaction Figure is done. The Preview in only available for facebook friends so you have to like the group to see it before anyone!! https://www.facebook.com/PoliticalSculptor

Looks like O'Reilly just jumped on my list of political art targets



i'm almost done with Ted Cruz (since he was winning last week).. I will do Rush Limbaugh next(sinc he is winning right now).. so they will be taken of my website poll.. I'm looking to add people and looks O'Reilley is next after insulting My wife and sister in law who are both Nurse Practitioners  http://www.news-line.com/blog/2014/03/10/oreilly-dismisses-pas-nps-associations-react/

Please email me ideas or suggestions to politicalsculptor at gmail dot com

I'm open to commissions or if you want to influence who you want me to do next you can donate to my account on the upper left corner..

Thanks again and keep voting

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Phil Robertson Butt plugs just came out of the 3D printer

Get Yours here Phil Robertson Butt plug or get the one with sunglasses here Phil Robertson Butt plug w/ sunglasses

For more pics and the process of making this go to my imgur album https://imgur.com/a/ZVxTx
Sadly America has the attention span of a goldfish. Companies like A&E and televisions channels with bigoted TV stars count on this much. That's why they suspended Phil Robertson instead of canceling the show hoping the outrage would die out. Which sadly happened when Kim Kay did something stupid or someone flashed a nipple. Also while people were distracted the religious right banded together in support their new homophobic saint Phil Robertson. After a bit of Chick Fil-a style activism Phil was not only not suspended but was given an apology and his show back. Even Sarah Palin is now claiming "We Won".

Sen.Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) Turtle the Inaction Figure




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For More Pics about this go to this imgur album
To Buy this Inaction Figure go here Shapeways store

We all have Seen The daily Show, Colbert Report, Tea party and liberals always comparing Mitch McDonnell to a turtle. So the inspiration of this new 3d printed sculpture in my line of political corrupter inaction figures needs little explanation.

The Reason I decided to release this piece at this time is because Mitch McConnell and 40+ of his republican senators decided to filibuster a very important Veteran Benefits package in the Senate this week. McDonnell is going 1st because he is the republican leader in the senate.. but dont worry Rubio and ted cruz.. i'm working on you guys too.. here is the video http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-march-5-2014/no-money-for-bold-men---the-shame-o-meter

Mitch McDonnell is like the tortoise of the senate. This guy has been in the senate for over 30 years and he keeps getting re-elected over and over not because he does a good job.. He gets re-elected because he has been doing the bidding for his corporate buddies for decades. They Keep his re-election chest filled with millions and in return he does their bidding in the senate.

However, i find comparing Mcdonnell to a turtle extremely offensive. No for real i think this is extremely offensive turtles that is.. No turtle has ever Shut Down the government, no turtle has ever filibuster Veteran Benefits, No Turtle has ever filibuster equal pay for women, no turtle has ever filibustered, unemployment extension. So please stop comparing turtles to this heartless, corporate funded excuse of a senator.

This guy is perfect for my fellow friends in kentucky who have been represented by this excuse of a senator. If you ever watched the show breaking bad in the Episode "tortuga" you will be able to to see the resemblance of why i graffiti the words "no jobs" "no plan" on the back of the turtle". So if you are a fan of the show and a fan of politics you will love this inaction figure.

I hope you guys like it.. i'm open to new ideas and suggestions so please follow me on my website at politicalsculptor.com follow me on twitter at @politicalsculpt or look me up in facebook "political sculptor"

Sunday, March 9, 2014

Phil Robertson the racist homophobic Plug




Get Yours here Phil Robertson Butt plug or get the one with sunglasses here Phil Robertson Butt plug w/ sunglasses

For more pics and the process of making this go to my imgur album https://imgur.com/a/ZVxTx

Sadly America has the attention span of a goldfish. Companies like A&E and televisions channels with bigoted TV stars count on this much. That's why they suspended Phil Robertson instead of canceling the show hoping the outrage would die out. Which sadly happened when Kim Kay did something stupid or someone flashed a nipple. Also while people were distracted the religious right banded together in support their new homophobic saint Phil Robertson. After a bit of Chick Fil-a style activism Phil was not only not suspended but was given an apology and his show back. Even Sarah Palin is now claiming "We Won".


I have no idea how this flamboyant crew managed to fool America into thinking they were white trash rednecks from louisiana but they did. Also I'm not sure what it takes to become a religious right saint but they managed to become martyrs by making racists comments, advocating pedhophilia while bashing gay americans with a bible.

The premise behind this Phil Robertson Butt plug is the same behind the Putin Butt Plug. Is to create a voodoo style figure of Phil that people can use to ridicule him in the privacy of their own home. I'm hoping the picture of people doing this keeps this homophobic A&E star awake at night. Hopefully by ridiculing Phil Robertson and anyone who thinks is perfectly fine to bash minorities using the bible people will think twice before doing so. If you want to be a bigoted homophobic ahole you should suffer the consequences and should be ridiculed for doing so. If making your image into the shape of a butt plug is not a deterrent for other people to make homophobic and racist statements on national TV.. I honestly don't know what will do the trick.

I'm Extremely happy how this model came out.. I was able to find some high res pictures of Phil so the detail on this is going to be very impressive. I also made my own camo pattern that contains a couple of hidden symbols.. so look extra hard ;-)

Looks like The internet loved the Putin plug.. so i hope this is 1/10th as successful and gathers attention to the actions of A&E.

Holy shit Anonymous just tweeted the Putin Butt Plug

This has to be the proudest moment of my entire life!! I wish i could find some way to explain this to my parents and why this is so epic.


here is the link


Saturday, March 8, 2014

Putin The invading Ukranus Butt Plug follow up

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Well he attention my Putin Butt plug has been getting is amazing. I certainly didn't think it was going to blow up the internet.. If i knew i would of put a link to my site on the picture!!..

Well anyways I'm glad all types of media are now covering this and raising awareness of what's happening in Russia.

So if you want the decorative color 3d Printed Putin Butt Plug please purchase it here

https://www.shapeways.com/shops/amznfx

However, the main question i keep hearing is this 3d printed Putin Butt Plug Safe for use? the 3D Printed Putin butt-plug is NOT safe for use. However, thanks to my rapid prototyping expertise i can actually make a skin safe plug somewhat quick. My idea is to make this a bright Pink Putin Butt plug. I already 3d Printed a mold and have most of the materials needed. Also I'm taking a trip to the Silicone store tomorrow and getting a gallon of Skin Safe Silicone.

So if you want the bright pink Putin Butt Plug made of Skin safe Silicone please PRE-orders yours here



or if you like to donate for this project you can do so below


Thursday, March 6, 2014

Check out my 3D printed Putin Butt Plug


So i received my Vladimir 3d printer butt plug.. It Looks amazing.. The texture and the detail came out amazing.. I'm super psyched about this print and the potential it has to ridicule Mr. Putin.

You can purchase this Putin Butt plug here 


or see more pics of the process of making this butt plug



Anyways This piece was originally made in response of Russia's Anti-gay laws but since Putin is such an asshole he seems to find himself on top of the Media headlines again. By Invading Ukraine and putting the world at the verge of WWW3. 

So this little asshole is full of surprises and full of controversy. So whatever reason you are visiting this page or deciding to buy this product i welcome your money.

Like i said i would like to make actual Vladimir Putin butt plugs. I was interested before and thanks to the overwhelming response in Reddit.com i'm more committed than ever. So If you would like to see this happen please email me at PoliticalSculptor @ gmail dot com. I'm looking for a few people to help me buy raw materials like skin safe silicone or rubber. So please let me know if you would like to pre-oder or donate money to the cause

If you would like to see some funny comments or get a good laugh check out my front page worthy post on reddit. 



Tuesday, March 4, 2014

My 3D printed Chris Christie Action figure got featured in MSNBC's Hardball

So i was told by a producer that my 3d printed chris christie might get featured in Chris Matthews on MSNBC!!.. it wasn't a definite thing so i sat and watched every second to make sure i didn't miss it.. I was worried they might not even have it on..

BUT they aired it!!!

The link in the graphic says shapeways.com which is great publicity to shapeways.com but my store is actually Shapeways.com/shops/amznfx .. Your Welcome shapeways!! anyways besides that i'm beyond psyched i got that famous laughter out of chris matthews!! That made my week!!

You can see the show on MSNBC's website in the following link

http://on.msnbc.com/1jTwQOT 


or you can watch it in my youtube channel


My interview with Channel 12 news

Hello please remember to follow my twitter or instagram.. these are the main way i communicate.. so these posts are a bit outdated

Who would of imagined that something i made as a hobby blew up so quick!!.. I posted on reddit in the morning and the next day i was published in a bunch of websites..

I also got calls from channel 12 news and while doing an interview with a journalist over the phone i let MSNBC go to voicemail!! i can't believe i did that!!.. but i now have a voicemail that is never getting deleted!!

I called them back and asked me a couple of questions and said they will try to sqush me in that night's show but there was no promises..

So that same day i gerryrigged a tripod ipad holder.. for my skype interview with channel 12 new in new jersey.

and by 2:30 i did the interview!!


Please understand this is my 1st time on TV.. This is my 1st interview!!.. so i was extremely nervous.. You can tell i'm extremely nervous because i ramble a lot and my ACCENT gets HUGE!!..

i'm not too happy with this interview because my answers are horrible.. and my accent is huge.. but hey i was on TV!!

so here is.. try not to laugh to hard